Our Exclusive Iron-Clad, No Wiggle Room, Simple, Straightforward Guarantee
Basically, I guarantee you will have a pest-free home and be 100% satisfied with every aspect of our services or I’ll make it right or I’ll refund 100% of your money. You will not find ANY company willing to match these guarantees. Here are the details:
Guarantee #1: Within 30 Days: Get Your UN-Deposited Payment Back
Guarantee #2: Within 60 Days: Get Your Money Back
If, after your first treatment, you are not fully satisfied anytime within 30 days, we will do a full re-treatment FREE OF CHARGE and make everything right, OR, if you prefer, I’ll hand you back your UN-deposited check, cash or tear up you UN-processed credit card voucher. I take ALL the risk for the first month. I do NOT even deposit your payment for that first month. Only after you’ve seen for yourself that you really do have a pest-free home and you are completely satisfied, do I deposit your first payment.
Now, suppose that month passes but then you discover a few bugs are still there, in your home. That should NOT be the case. And as long as you call within TWO MONTHS, I’ll send my top technicians out AGAIN-FREE- to again re-treat your entire home. And then if we still cannot satisfy you, I will still refund every penny you paid. If it takes THREE treatments to get your home pest-free, you’ll get them. If you want your money back, you’ll have it. You’re the boss.
Frankly, there’s no way on earth I could afford to do this — unless I was successful at making homes just like yours pest-free and at keeping customers for life. Which I am. So, take note: There’s not fine print here. No little asterisk marks like this (*) with footnotes in tiny type. No “weasel clauses”. No attorney language. I guarantee your satisfaction period. And, incidentally, I have a standing offer for any other pest control company: Prove that you’ve matched and honored an identical guarantee for at least 5 years in this area and I’ll donate $500.00 to any charity of their choice.
Kristopher Ouvry, Owner
Keller Pest Control Inc.
P.O. Box 2004
Portage, MI 49081
(269) 329-2698